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Joke thread
#1
So searching this forum turns up this similar thread but the reason I started this is because I love to tell jokes and hear new ones.

So here's one

Why do mushrooms grow close together?

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Because there isn't much room!

Anyone got good ones?
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#2
Quote:So searching this forum turns up this similar thread but the reason I started this is because I love to tell jokes and hear new ones.

So to start off here's one

Why do mushrooms grow close together?

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Because there isn't much room!

Anyone got good ones?

*Edit: edited title and part of post (Why isn't there an edit button?)
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#3
Uh oh…I think that was me from many years ago.

Maybe it's good the file got deleted or buried in the internet-ether.

I barely remember them, I'm sure they were really bad.
Andy Volpe
"Build a time machine, it would make this [hobby] a lot easier."
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(Collection moved to Worcester Art Museum)
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#4
An old guy sits down in a diner and says, "You know, I first came here in 1963."

The waitress says, "Look, I'll be with you in a minute!"
Dan D'Silva

Far beyond the rising sun
I ride the winds of fate
Prepared to go where my heart belongs,
Back to the past again.

--  Gamma Ray

Well, I'm tough, rough, ready and I'm able
To pick myself up from under this table...

--  Thin Lizzy

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#5
Big Grin
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#6
Quote:Big Grin

One cow says to another, "Are you worried about this mad cow disease?"

The other says, "No, why should I be? I'm a possum!"
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#7
OK I really shouldn't be doing this but..

bump. Any more?
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