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So searching this forum turns up this similar thread but the reason I started this is because I love to tell jokes and hear new ones.

So here's one

Why do mushrooms grow close together?

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Because there isn't much room!

Anyone got good ones?
Quote:So searching this forum turns up this similar thread but the reason I started this is because I love to tell jokes and hear new ones.

So to start off here's one

Why do mushrooms grow close together?

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Because there isn't much room!

Anyone got good ones?

*Edit: edited title and part of post (Why isn't there an edit button?)
Uh oh…I think that was me from many years ago.

Maybe it's good the file got deleted or buried in the internet-ether.

I barely remember them, I'm sure they were really bad.
An old guy sits down in a diner and says, "You know, I first came here in 1963."

The waitress says, "Look, I'll be with you in a minute!"
Big Grin
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One cow says to another, "Are you worried about this mad cow disease?"

The other says, "No, why should I be? I'm a possum!"
OK I really shouldn't be doing this but..

bump. Any more?