11-06-2003, 11:40 AM
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A latin professor was so upset after a little car accident that he went to a bar near his house for a drink to settle his nerves.<br>
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"What'll it be?" asked the bartender.<br>
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"A martinus," said the professor.<br>
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"Don't you mean martini?"<br>
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"If I wanted more than one I'd ask for more than one."<br>
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Valete,<br>
Titus Sabatinus Aquilius<br>
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A latin professor was so upset after a little car accident that he went to a bar near his house for a drink to settle his nerves.<br>
<br>
"What'll it be?" asked the bartender.<br>
<br>
"A martinus," said the professor.<br>
<br>
"Don't you mean martini?"<br>
<br>
"If I wanted more than one I'd ask for more than one."<br>
<br>
Valete,<br>
Titus Sabatinus Aquilius<br>
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TITVS/Daniele Sabatini
... Tu modo nascenti puero, quo ferrea primum
desinet ac toto surget Gens Aurea mundo,
casta faue Lucina; tuus iam regnat Apollo ...
Vergilius, Bucolicae, ecloga IV, 4-10
... Tu modo nascenti puero, quo ferrea primum
desinet ac toto surget Gens Aurea mundo,
casta faue Lucina; tuus iam regnat Apollo ...
Vergilius, Bucolicae, ecloga IV, 4-10