11-05-2003, 04:46 PM
Nice doggy...<br>
This young man, avid collector of fine automobiles, is invited home by his fiancee, for a formal dinner and introduction to her parents.<br>
It happens that the day before he just bought a magnificent Austin Healey '65, with wire wheels.<br>
"Be careful with the wheels, said the seller, they rust very easily. The best way to avoid this is to smear them with vaseline before it rains. Here's a tube. it's on the house".<br>
The young man forgets about it, however, and drives to his fiancee's home. There, she takes him to the kitchen and warns him: "You are going to see something unusual, I'll explain.."<br>
And indeed it is unusual since the kitchen is packed to the ceiling with dirty dishes. Thousands of them.<br>
"You see, explains the fiancee, five years ago, dad issued a stupid challenge at dinner: he said that the first one to speak would do the dishes. Ever since then, no one dares speaking at dinner and the dishes have piled up ever since.."<br>
The young man then is introduced to the parents and sits at dinner in the most total silence until he has an idea...<br>
So he stands up, grabs his fiancee and takes her, right on the table, between the Chateau Margaux and the hors d'oeuvres.<br>
The parents look crossed, but they don't say a word.<br>
"Well, well, well", think the young man after the usual recuperation time, looking at the mother. Still a young and sexy lady..<br>
And then... Right on the table.<br>
Dad looks very,very crossed but still, there is a total, albeit tense, silence..<br>
They keep eating until the rain begins to fall.<br>
And suddenly the young man remembers his Austin healey, and the wire wheels..<br>
So he pulls the tube of vaseline out of his pocket and stands up.<br>
At this point the father stands up too and yells:<br>
"OK!! OK!! I'LL DO THE DISHES!!"<br>
<p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub45.ezboard.com/bromanarmytalk.showUserPublicProfile?gid=antoninuslucretius@romanarmytalk>Antoninus Lucretius</A> <IMG HEIGHT=10 WIDTH=10 SRC="http://localhost:1094/Homesteads/_1750094854/files/Cesar_triste.jpg" BORDER=0> at: 11/5/03 5:47 pm<br></i>
This young man, avid collector of fine automobiles, is invited home by his fiancee, for a formal dinner and introduction to her parents.<br>
It happens that the day before he just bought a magnificent Austin Healey '65, with wire wheels.<br>
"Be careful with the wheels, said the seller, they rust very easily. The best way to avoid this is to smear them with vaseline before it rains. Here's a tube. it's on the house".<br>
The young man forgets about it, however, and drives to his fiancee's home. There, she takes him to the kitchen and warns him: "You are going to see something unusual, I'll explain.."<br>
And indeed it is unusual since the kitchen is packed to the ceiling with dirty dishes. Thousands of them.<br>
"You see, explains the fiancee, five years ago, dad issued a stupid challenge at dinner: he said that the first one to speak would do the dishes. Ever since then, no one dares speaking at dinner and the dishes have piled up ever since.."<br>
The young man then is introduced to the parents and sits at dinner in the most total silence until he has an idea...<br>
So he stands up, grabs his fiancee and takes her, right on the table, between the Chateau Margaux and the hors d'oeuvres.<br>
The parents look crossed, but they don't say a word.<br>
"Well, well, well", think the young man after the usual recuperation time, looking at the mother. Still a young and sexy lady..<br>
And then... Right on the table.<br>
Dad looks very,very crossed but still, there is a total, albeit tense, silence..<br>
They keep eating until the rain begins to fall.<br>
And suddenly the young man remembers his Austin healey, and the wire wheels..<br>
So he pulls the tube of vaseline out of his pocket and stands up.<br>
At this point the father stands up too and yells:<br>
"OK!! OK!! I'LL DO THE DISHES!!"<br>
<p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub45.ezboard.com/bromanarmytalk.showUserPublicProfile?gid=antoninuslucretius@romanarmytalk>Antoninus Lucretius</A> <IMG HEIGHT=10 WIDTH=10 SRC="http://localhost:1094/Homesteads/_1750094854/files/Cesar_triste.jpg" BORDER=0> at: 11/5/03 5:47 pm<br></i>
