10-21-2003, 08:53 PM
This gentleman sitting at the bar orders two martinis.<br>
-"You mean a double, sir?" Asks the bartender.<br>
-"No, says the guy, "two martinis. You see, I used to come here with a very good friend of mine and we'd have a martini each. But unfortunately my friend disappeared and so, to remember him, I always order two martinis.."<br>
-"Oh, says the bartender, I understand. Very sensible of you, sir.."<br>
The gentleman comes every day at six to get his two martinis for about a<br>
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-"You mean a double, sir?" Asks the bartender.<br>
-"No, says the guy, "two martinis. You see, I used to come here with a very good friend of mine and we'd have a martini each. But unfortunately my friend disappeared and so, to remember him, I always order two martinis.."<br>
-"Oh, says the bartender, I understand. Very sensible of you, sir.."<br>
The gentleman comes every day at six to get his two martinis for about a<br>
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