07-16-2003, 07:29 AM
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter mat the Pearly Gates, she saw a HUGE wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are the reasons for all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.... Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."<br>
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"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"<br>
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"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she has never told a lie in all her long life."<br>
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"And whose clock is that?" said Hillary.<br>
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"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Honest Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."<br>
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"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.<br>
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"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."<br>
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"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"<br>
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"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she has never told a lie in all her long life."<br>
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"And whose clock is that?" said Hillary.<br>
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"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Honest Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."<br>
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"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.<br>
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"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."<br>
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gr,
Jeroen Pelgrom
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