07-16-2003, 07:09 AM
Another one..<br>
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<span style="text-decoration:underline"><strong>How To Be Annoying:</strong></span><br>
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1. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"<br>
2. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.<br>
3. only type in lowercase.<br>
4. dont use any punctuation either<br>
5. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.<br>
6. Pay for your dinner with pennies.<br>
7. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.<br>
8. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.<br>
9. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.<br>
10. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/O.J. Simpson conspiracy theories.<br>
11. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:<br>
<br>
"Do you hear that?"<br>
"What?"<br>
"Never mind, it's gone now."<br>
<br>
12. Light road flares on a birthday cake.<br>
13. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.<br>
14. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.<br>
15. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."<br>
16. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.<br>
17. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.<br>
18. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."<br>
19. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.<br>
20. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.<br>
21. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.<br>
22. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.<br>
23. Drive half a block.<br>
24. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.<br>
25. Ask people what gender they are.<br>
26. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.<br>
27. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.<br>
28. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."<br>
29. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.<br>
30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.<br>
31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.<br>
32. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.<br>
33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."<br>
34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.<br>
35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.<br>
36. Wear a LOT of cologne.<br>
37. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."<br>
38. Sing along at the opera.<br>
39. Mow your lawn with scissors.<br>
40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"<br>
41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."<br>
42. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.<br>
43. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."<br>
44. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."<br>
45. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.<br>
46. Never make eye contact.<br>
47. Never break eye contact.<br>
48. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.<br>
49. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.<br>
50. Make appointments for the 31st of September. 51. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. <p></p><i></i>
<br>
<span style="text-decoration:underline"><strong>How To Be Annoying:</strong></span><br>
<br>
1. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"<br>
2. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.<br>
3. only type in lowercase.<br>
4. dont use any punctuation either<br>
5. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.<br>
6. Pay for your dinner with pennies.<br>
7. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.<br>
8. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.<br>
9. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.<br>
10. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/O.J. Simpson conspiracy theories.<br>
11. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:<br>
<br>
"Do you hear that?"<br>
"What?"<br>
"Never mind, it's gone now."<br>
<br>
12. Light road flares on a birthday cake.<br>
13. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.<br>
14. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.<br>
15. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."<br>
16. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.<br>
17. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.<br>
18. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."<br>
19. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.<br>
20. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.<br>
21. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.<br>
22. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.<br>
23. Drive half a block.<br>
24. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.<br>
25. Ask people what gender they are.<br>
26. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.<br>
27. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.<br>
28. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."<br>
29. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.<br>
30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.<br>
31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.<br>
32. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.<br>
33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."<br>
34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.<br>
35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.<br>
36. Wear a LOT of cologne.<br>
37. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."<br>
38. Sing along at the opera.<br>
39. Mow your lawn with scissors.<br>
40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"<br>
41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."<br>
42. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.<br>
43. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."<br>
44. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."<br>
45. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.<br>
46. Never make eye contact.<br>
47. Never break eye contact.<br>
48. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.<br>
49. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.<br>
50. Make appointments for the 31st of September. 51. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. <p></p><i></i>
gr,
Jeroen Pelgrom
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Jeroen Pelgrom
Rules for Posting
I would rather have fire storms of atmospheres than this cruel descent from a thousand years of dreams.
