05-22-2003, 02:55 PM
Just heard this one at the office.<br>
We're working in here..<br>
Parental discretion advised..<br>
<br>
The lobby of a big hotel. There is a crowd waiting to get in the elevator and a crowd wanting to get out and in the confusion this gentleman inadvertently hits that very nice young lady in the breasts with his elbow.<br>
-"Awfully sorry, he says. If your heart is as tender as your bosom, I hope you will forgive me.."<br>
-"Well, she replies, if you d..k is as hard as your elbow, I'll be at room 445..." <p></p><i></i>
We're working in here..<br>
Parental discretion advised..<br>
<br>
The lobby of a big hotel. There is a crowd waiting to get in the elevator and a crowd wanting to get out and in the confusion this gentleman inadvertently hits that very nice young lady in the breasts with his elbow.<br>
-"Awfully sorry, he says. If your heart is as tender as your bosom, I hope you will forgive me.."<br>
-"Well, she replies, if you d..k is as hard as your elbow, I'll be at room 445..." <p></p><i></i>