05-18-2003, 01:32 AM
There were two Spartan hoplites sitting a dive in Rome drinking and flirting with each other. The waitress brought them another round, as as she left one of the Spartans followed her with his eyes. His companion huffed "Your not thinking about going straight are you"? "Never!", The first one exclaimed. "Its just sometimes I wish I was a lesbian". (Or in the original literal translation "I wish I was from Lesbos"). <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub45.ezboard.com/bromanarmytalk.showUserPublicProfile?gid=gaiusdeciusaquilius@romanarmytalk>Gaius Decius Aquilius</A> at: 5/18/03 3:36:12 am<br></i>