05-02-2003, 10:36 PM
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me<br>
life, between the legs of me wife!"<br>
<br>
That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!<br>
<br>
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best<br>
toast of the night."<br>
<br>
She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"<br>
<br>
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church<br>
beside me wife."<br>
<br>
"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.<br>
<br>
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street<br>
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize, the<br>
other night, with a toast about you, Mary."<br>
<br>
She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know, he's only<br>
been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull<br>
him by the ears to make him come."<br>
<p>Magnus/Matt<br>
Legio XXX "Ulpia Victrix" Coh I<br>
<br>
- Let it be known, that I have 1248 posts to date, but because the techies at Ezboard are incompetent, they no longer show up.</p><i></i>
life, between the legs of me wife!"<br>
<br>
That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!<br>
<br>
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best<br>
toast of the night."<br>
<br>
She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"<br>
<br>
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church<br>
beside me wife."<br>
<br>
"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.<br>
<br>
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street<br>
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize, the<br>
other night, with a toast about you, Mary."<br>
<br>
She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know, he's only<br>
been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull<br>
him by the ears to make him come."<br>
<p>Magnus/Matt<br>
Legio XXX "Ulpia Victrix" Coh I<br>
<br>
- Let it be known, that I have 1248 posts to date, but because the techies at Ezboard are incompetent, they no longer show up.</p><i></i>