11-10-2002, 11:55 AM
Did you know that:<br>
It is by peeing, out of pure perversity, into his little sister's baby bottle that young Ebenezer B. Dannon, age six, invented yogurt.<br>
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Have you ever wondered who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"<br>
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Have you ever wondered why the person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?<br>
<br>
How come the professor in Gilligan's island can make a radio out of coconuts and can't fix a friggin hole in a boat?<br>
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Does a hearse carrying a corpse qualifies for driving in the carpool lane?<br>
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?<br>
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And now a dot.com joke:<br>
A man, who barely made it through the dot.com/Nasdaq crash, calls his financial company one fine mornin' and asks: "May I speak to Mr. Spencer, my broker, please?"<br>
The operator replies, "I'm sorry. Mr Spencer is deceased. Can anyone else help you?" The man says no and hangs up.<br>
Ten minutes later he calls again and asks again for Mr Spencer.<br>
-"Didn't you call ten minutes ago? I already told you, I'm afraid Mr Spencer has died.." Says the operator.<br>
The guys hangs up again.<br>
Fifteen minutes later he calls a third time and this time the operator gets irked.<br>
-"Listen buddy, I already told you twice, the man's dead! Why do you keep asking?!<br>
-"I just loooove hearing it", says the guy<br>
<p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub45.ezboard.com/bromanarmytalk.showUserPublicProfile?gid=antoninuslucretius@romanarmytalk>Antoninus Lucretius</A> at: 11/10/02 12:57:50 pm<br></i>
It is by peeing, out of pure perversity, into his little sister's baby bottle that young Ebenezer B. Dannon, age six, invented yogurt.<br>
<br>
Have you ever wondered who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"<br>
<br>
Have you ever wondered why the person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?<br>
<br>
How come the professor in Gilligan's island can make a radio out of coconuts and can't fix a friggin hole in a boat?<br>
<br>
Does a hearse carrying a corpse qualifies for driving in the carpool lane?<br>
<br>
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?<br>
<br>
And now a dot.com joke:<br>
A man, who barely made it through the dot.com/Nasdaq crash, calls his financial company one fine mornin' and asks: "May I speak to Mr. Spencer, my broker, please?"<br>
The operator replies, "I'm sorry. Mr Spencer is deceased. Can anyone else help you?" The man says no and hangs up.<br>
Ten minutes later he calls again and asks again for Mr Spencer.<br>
-"Didn't you call ten minutes ago? I already told you, I'm afraid Mr Spencer has died.." Says the operator.<br>
The guys hangs up again.<br>
Fifteen minutes later he calls a third time and this time the operator gets irked.<br>
-"Listen buddy, I already told you twice, the man's dead! Why do you keep asking?!<br>
-"I just loooove hearing it", says the guy<br>
<p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub45.ezboard.com/bromanarmytalk.showUserPublicProfile?gid=antoninuslucretius@romanarmytalk>Antoninus Lucretius</A> at: 11/10/02 12:57:50 pm<br></i>