10-17-2002, 06:06 PM
Someone asked for blonde jokes, so here's one...<br>
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A blonde walks into a salon to get her haircut. She's sharply dressed and wearing a set of head phones, which are attached to a walkman.<br>
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"I'd like to have my haircut, but under no circumstances can you remove these headphones," the blonde says.<br>
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The stylist thinks this to be an odd request, argues that the haircut will look terrible if he trys to cut around them, but no matter how much he protests, he still cannot convince the woman to remove her headphones for the haircut.<br>
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Resigned to providing a poor haircut, he cuts her hair, but she is more than happy about it (though it is uneven around the headphones), and she schedules a new appointment for one month later.<br>
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Her next appointment arrives, she sits in the seat, giving the same orders to not remove the headphones, but only this time, she falls asleep in the chair. Well the hairstylist is bound and determine to make her hair look good, so while she is sleeping, he gently removes the headphones and proceeds to give the woman a fabulous haircut, complete with hi-lights and the whole nine yards. Pleased with himself, and convinced the woman will love it, he tries to nudge the woman awake, and when she doesn't stir, he shakes her a little harder.<br>
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It's then that he realises the women has died! 'OH my god!!" the stylist gasped. "She's dead? But how?" Fretting that maybe he would be accused of killing her, he wanted to set her up exactly as she was when she came into his salon, so he quickly snatched up the headphones to place back upon her head. When he did so, he heard a voice saying:<br>
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"Breathe in........Breathe out.......Breathe in.......Breathe out...."<br>
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Britannicus <p></p><i></i>
<br>
A blonde walks into a salon to get her haircut. She's sharply dressed and wearing a set of head phones, which are attached to a walkman.<br>
<br>
"I'd like to have my haircut, but under no circumstances can you remove these headphones," the blonde says.<br>
<br>
The stylist thinks this to be an odd request, argues that the haircut will look terrible if he trys to cut around them, but no matter how much he protests, he still cannot convince the woman to remove her headphones for the haircut.<br>
<br>
Resigned to providing a poor haircut, he cuts her hair, but she is more than happy about it (though it is uneven around the headphones), and she schedules a new appointment for one month later.<br>
<br>
Her next appointment arrives, she sits in the seat, giving the same orders to not remove the headphones, but only this time, she falls asleep in the chair. Well the hairstylist is bound and determine to make her hair look good, so while she is sleeping, he gently removes the headphones and proceeds to give the woman a fabulous haircut, complete with hi-lights and the whole nine yards. Pleased with himself, and convinced the woman will love it, he tries to nudge the woman awake, and when she doesn't stir, he shakes her a little harder.<br>
<br>
It's then that he realises the women has died! 'OH my god!!" the stylist gasped. "She's dead? But how?" Fretting that maybe he would be accused of killing her, he wanted to set her up exactly as she was when she came into his salon, so he quickly snatched up the headphones to place back upon her head. When he did so, he heard a voice saying:<br>
<br>
"Breathe in........Breathe out.......Breathe in.......Breathe out...."<br>
<br>
<br>
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Britannicus <p></p><i></i>
