08-27-2002, 11:13 AM
Seen by my cousin, who teaches small kids:<br>
"The zebra is an equidistant animal".<br>
And now, a divine joke.<br>
Extenuating circumstances, it was told me by a dominican friar..<br>
<br>
The Virgin Mary is sort of bored in Heavens so she goes ask St Peter if maybe she could go back down on Earth for the evening.<br>
"Where d'you want to go?" asks St Peter.<br>
-"I thought about London", says the Virgin Mary.<br>
"OK, says St Peter, but be back here at midnight.. And be careful with them Londoneers.."<br>
At midnight, St Peter hears a knock on the door.<br>
"Who's there?" He asks.<br>
-"It's the Virgin Mary."<br>
The next day, the Virgin Marys asks St Peter to go to Paris for the evening.<br>
"Paris? Hmmmm.. They have a bad reputation there but well.. OK. Be careful and be back before midnight.."<br>
At midnight St Peter hears a knock on the door.<br>
"Who's there?" He asks.<br>
-"It's the Virgin Mary.."<br>
The next day the Virgin Mary asks St Peter to go down to Rome, visit the Pope.<br>
"Rome? Says St Peter, of course you can go to Rome!"<br>
At midnight, no one is there. St Peter waits.<br>
At two o'clock in the morning he hears a knock on the door.<br>
"Who's there?" He asks.<br>
-"It's Mary."<br>
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"The zebra is an equidistant animal".<br>
And now, a divine joke.<br>
Extenuating circumstances, it was told me by a dominican friar..<br>
<br>
The Virgin Mary is sort of bored in Heavens so she goes ask St Peter if maybe she could go back down on Earth for the evening.<br>
"Where d'you want to go?" asks St Peter.<br>
-"I thought about London", says the Virgin Mary.<br>
"OK, says St Peter, but be back here at midnight.. And be careful with them Londoneers.."<br>
At midnight, St Peter hears a knock on the door.<br>
"Who's there?" He asks.<br>
-"It's the Virgin Mary."<br>
The next day, the Virgin Marys asks St Peter to go to Paris for the evening.<br>
"Paris? Hmmmm.. They have a bad reputation there but well.. OK. Be careful and be back before midnight.."<br>
At midnight St Peter hears a knock on the door.<br>
"Who's there?" He asks.<br>
-"It's the Virgin Mary.."<br>
The next day the Virgin Mary asks St Peter to go down to Rome, visit the Pope.<br>
"Rome? Says St Peter, of course you can go to Rome!"<br>
At midnight, no one is there. St Peter waits.<br>
At two o'clock in the morning he hears a knock on the door.<br>
"Who's there?" He asks.<br>
-"It's Mary."<br>
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