08-26-2002, 04:21 PM
Oh, yeah, Muzzaguchi, those are good! My sister is a college professor, too, and she does get some howlers now and then.<br>
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And I have one more variation on Goffredo's last, and then I have to get back to work!<br>
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Jesus is strolling down a street searching for his roots, and spots a carpenter building a deck on a house. And the guy looks familiar! Jesus goes up to him and says, "Excuse me, but you look really familiar."<br>
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The carpenter is startled, and says, "Gosh, YOU look really familiar, too! Hey, go like this--" standing with his arms straight out to the sides, spread-eagle. Jesus, standing with his back to the house, does so.<br>
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The carpenter whips up his nail gun and--BWACKA! BWACKA!--puts a big one through each of Jesus' wrists!<br>
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"Gotcha again!!" <p></p><i></i>
<br>
And I have one more variation on Goffredo's last, and then I have to get back to work!<br>
<br>
Jesus is strolling down a street searching for his roots, and spots a carpenter building a deck on a house. And the guy looks familiar! Jesus goes up to him and says, "Excuse me, but you look really familiar."<br>
<br>
The carpenter is startled, and says, "Gosh, YOU look really familiar, too! Hey, go like this--" standing with his arms straight out to the sides, spread-eagle. Jesus, standing with his back to the house, does so.<br>
<br>
The carpenter whips up his nail gun and--BWACKA! BWACKA!--puts a big one through each of Jesus' wrists!<br>
<br>
"Gotcha again!!" <p></p><i></i>
Matthew Amt (Quintus)
Legio XX, USA
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