08-20-2002, 06:10 AM
Two Australian nuns are on a driving holiday in Europe and they find themselves driving through the mountains in Transylvania late one night.<br>
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As they are travelling slowly along a winding mountain road a vampire leaps from the forest trees, jumps on the hood of their hire car and bares his fangs at them.<br>
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"Quick!" says the first nun, "Show him your cross!"<br>
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So the second nun sticks her head out the window and yells, "Get off the %&#ing car, you stupid wanker!" <p>Tim O'Neill / Thiudareiks Flavius
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As they are travelling slowly along a winding mountain road a vampire leaps from the forest trees, jumps on the hood of their hire car and bares his fangs at them.<br>
<br>
"Quick!" says the first nun, "Show him your cross!"<br>
<br>
So the second nun sticks her head out the window and yells, "Get off the %&#ing car, you stupid wanker!" <p>Tim O'Neill / Thiudareiks Flavius
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<P>
Visit 'Clades Variana' - Home of the Varus Film Project<BR>
Help create the film of Publius Quinctilius Varus' lost legions</p><i></i>
Tim ONeill / Thiudareiks Flavius /Thiudareiks Gunthigg
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