jokes, please...

[Goffredo]

In the heavens Jesus suddenly realizes he hasn't seen his earthly father for 2000 years.<br>
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- His name is on the tip of my tongue... What is?<br>
He summons some angles.<br>
- Do any of you guys remember his name and whereabouts?<br>
- No sir. When he arrived he just mingled and settled down. He was so quiet, nice and calm that we sort of all ... (blushing) forgot about him.<br>
- Well I wish to see him! He was the right guy for the right job. A truely good man (angles nod). I do want to pay repects to him every now and then. Go and search and bring him! No no... Tell me where he is and I will humbly go to him! Remember: he is an old man, a carpenter!<br>
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The angles spread out. After a while the head angle returns and reports to Jesus giving him a map with indications. Jesus goes to the address. Approaching slowly he hears working tools and smells freshly cut wood and polish and many pleasant childhood memories begin to return. He enters the shop and sees a old man with a pleasantly nice old face...<br>
- Dad? Is that you?<br>
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- PINOCCHIO?!<br>
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