08-16-2002, 04:01 PM
A business man is in a bit of a rush to catch a plane for an important meeting in Pittsburgh. He runs over to the ticket booth at the airport, and to his astonishement, there is a stunningly beautiful blonde, with rather large endowements working the register. Being completely flustered, he blurts out "I need a picket to Titsburgh!!!" Awkwardly, the woman gives him the ticket, and the man, being all uncomfortable heads over to the bar to have a quick drink to calm his nerves.<br>
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After ordering a drink, the bartender sees his state and asks him what's wrong. The man replies "Well, I was buying a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, and there was a gorgeous blond at the till, and I accidently said I need a "picket to titsburgh".<br>
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The bartender shakes his head and replies "Hey, happens to us all man."<br>
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An elderly man sitting a few places down the bar says "Yup, happens to me all the time. I was sitting at the table eating breakfast with my wife the other day, when having asked me how the food was, I yelled out "You damn b*#$&h you ruined my life!"<br>
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<p>"Only Trajan could go to Dacia."<BR>
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Magnus/Matt<BR>
Optio<BR>
Legio XXX "Ulpia Victrix" </p><i></i>
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After ordering a drink, the bartender sees his state and asks him what's wrong. The man replies "Well, I was buying a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, and there was a gorgeous blond at the till, and I accidently said I need a "picket to titsburgh".<br>
<br>
The bartender shakes his head and replies "Hey, happens to us all man."<br>
<br>
An elderly man sitting a few places down the bar says "Yup, happens to me all the time. I was sitting at the table eating breakfast with my wife the other day, when having asked me how the food was, I yelled out "You damn b*#$&h you ruined my life!"<br>
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<p>"Only Trajan could go to Dacia."<BR>
<BR>
Magnus/Matt<BR>
Optio<BR>
Legio XXX "Ulpia Victrix" </p><i></i>