08-16-2002, 10:16 AM
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION BULLETIN.<br>
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MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET.<br>
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Women - A Chemical Analysis.<br>
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Element: WOMEN<br>
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Symbol: WO<br>
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Discoverer: ADAM<br>
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Atomic mass accepted as 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40 - 200kg. Copious quantities in all areas.<br>
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PHYSICAL PROPERTIES.<br>
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1. Surface usually covered with a paint film.<br>
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2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.<br>
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3. Melts if given special treatment.<br>
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4. Bitter if incorrectly used.<br>
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5. Found in various states, ranging fron virgin metal to<br>
<br>
common.<br>
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6. Yields to pressure applied to the correct points.<br>
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CHEMICAL PROPERTIES.<br>
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1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a range of<br>
<br>
precious stones.<br>
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2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.<br>
<br>
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning<br>
<br>
and for no known reason.<br>
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4. Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increases by<br>
<br>
saturation in alchohol.<br>
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5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.<br>
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COMMON USES.<br>
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1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.<br>
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2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.<br>
<br>
3. Very effective cleaning agent.<br>
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TESTS.<br>
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1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the<br>
<br>
natural state.<br>
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2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.<br>
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HAZARDS.<br>
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1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.<br>
<br>
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can<br>
<br>
be maintained at different locations, as long as the<br>
<br>
specimens do not come into direct contact.<br>
<br>
<br>
SAFETY CONTROLS.<br>
<br>
<br>
1. Keep at a safe when in a volatile state.<br>
<br>
2. Isolate from sources of wealth.<br>
<br>
3. Never store more than three together<br>
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<br>
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET.<br>
<br>
<br>
Women - A Chemical Analysis.<br>
<br>
<br>
Element: WOMEN<br>
<br>
Symbol: WO<br>
<br>
Discoverer: ADAM<br>
<br>
Atomic mass accepted as 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40 - 200kg. Copious quantities in all areas.<br>
<br>
<br>
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES.<br>
<br>
<br>
1. Surface usually covered with a paint film.<br>
<br>
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.<br>
<br>
3. Melts if given special treatment.<br>
<br>
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.<br>
<br>
5. Found in various states, ranging fron virgin metal to<br>
<br>
common.<br>
<br>
6. Yields to pressure applied to the correct points.<br>
<br>
<br>
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES.<br>
<br>
<br>
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a range of<br>
<br>
precious stones.<br>
<br>
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.<br>
<br>
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning<br>
<br>
and for no known reason.<br>
<br>
4. Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increases by<br>
<br>
saturation in alchohol.<br>
<br>
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.<br>
<br>
<br>
COMMON USES.<br>
<br>
<br>
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.<br>
<br>
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.<br>
<br>
3. Very effective cleaning agent.<br>
<br>
<br>
TESTS.<br>
<br>
<br>
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the<br>
<br>
natural state.<br>
<br>
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.<br>
<br>
<br>
HAZARDS.<br>
<br>
<br>
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.<br>
<br>
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can<br>
<br>
be maintained at different locations, as long as the<br>
<br>
specimens do not come into direct contact.<br>
<br>
<br>
SAFETY CONTROLS.<br>
<br>
<br>
1. Keep at a safe when in a volatile state.<br>
<br>
2. Isolate from sources of wealth.<br>
<br>
3. Never store more than three together<br>
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