07-31-2002, 07:04 AM
Two men die and come to the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter lets them in and tells them "Well guys, we have just one rule here: do not step on the ducks." And really, there are duck everywhere sitting close one to another. On the second day one of the men stepped on a duck. St. Peter comes to the men accompanied by a really ugly hag. He chains her to the wrist of the first man, shaking his white head and says "I warned you, but you stepped on that duck. So you will spend the Eternity chained to this woman." Shuddering the second man goes on, tiptoeing around every duck. Two weeks later St. Peter comes to the second man with a breathtaking beauty, chains them together without a word and walks away, shaking his head. "Wow! How have I deserved this?" the man asks in astonishment. The woman looks at him and says "Well, I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck." <p></p><i></i>
If you run away from an archer...
