07-30-2002, 04:51 PM
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Apologies for the formatting...<br>
New Element Discovered . .<br>
called ... Administratium<br>
A major research institution has<br>
recently announced the discovery of<br>
the heaviest element yet known to<br>
science. This new element has been<br>
tentatively named "Administratium."<br>
Administratium has 1 neutron,<br>
12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy<br>
neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy<br>
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.<br>
These 312 particles are held together<br>
by a force called morons, which are<br>
surrounded by vast quantities of<br>
lepton-like particles called peons.<br>
Since Administratium has no<br>
electrons, it is inert. However, it can be<br>
detected as it impedes every reaction<br>
with which it comes into contact. A<br>
minute amount of Administratium causes<br>
one reaction to take over 4 days to<br>
complete when it would normally take<br>
less than a second. Administratium has<br>
a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not<br>
decay but instead undergoes a<br>
reorganization in which a portion of the<br>
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons<br>
exchange places. In fact, Administratium's<br>
mass will actually increase over time,<br>
since each reorganization causes some morons<br>
to become neutrons, forming isodopes.<br>
This characteristic of moron-promotion<br>
leads some scientists to speculate that<br>
Administratium is formed whenever morons<br>
reach a certain quantity in concentration.<br>
This hypothetical quantity is referred to<br>
as "Critical Morass."<br>
You will know it when you see it.<br>
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<br>
Apologies for the formatting...<br>
New Element Discovered . .<br>
called ... Administratium<br>
A major research institution has<br>
recently announced the discovery of<br>
the heaviest element yet known to<br>
science. This new element has been<br>
tentatively named "Administratium."<br>
Administratium has 1 neutron,<br>
12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy<br>
neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy<br>
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.<br>
These 312 particles are held together<br>
by a force called morons, which are<br>
surrounded by vast quantities of<br>
lepton-like particles called peons.<br>
Since Administratium has no<br>
electrons, it is inert. However, it can be<br>
detected as it impedes every reaction<br>
with which it comes into contact. A<br>
minute amount of Administratium causes<br>
one reaction to take over 4 days to<br>
complete when it would normally take<br>
less than a second. Administratium has<br>
a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not<br>
decay but instead undergoes a<br>
reorganization in which a portion of the<br>
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons<br>
exchange places. In fact, Administratium's<br>
mass will actually increase over time,<br>
since each reorganization causes some morons<br>
to become neutrons, forming isodopes.<br>
This characteristic of moron-promotion<br>
leads some scientists to speculate that<br>
Administratium is formed whenever morons<br>
reach a certain quantity in concentration.<br>
This hypothetical quantity is referred to<br>
as "Critical Morass."<br>
You will know it when you see it.<br>
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