07-30-2002, 04:46 PM
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who<br>
should be the one in charge.<br>
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's<br>
systems, so without me nothing would happen".<br>
<br>
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen<br>
all over, so without me you'd all waste away."<br>
<br>
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and<br>
give all of you energy."<br>
<br>
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body<br>
wherever it needs to go."<br>
<br>
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to<br>
see where it goes."<br>
<br>
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for<br>
waste removal."<br>
<br>
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in<br>
a huff, he shut down tight.<br>
<br>
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was<br>
bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was<br>
toxic.<br>
<br>
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.<br>
<br>
The moral of the story: the @#%$ is usually in charge!<br>
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should be the one in charge.<br>
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's<br>
systems, so without me nothing would happen".<br>
<br>
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen<br>
all over, so without me you'd all waste away."<br>
<br>
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and<br>
give all of you energy."<br>
<br>
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body<br>
wherever it needs to go."<br>
<br>
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to<br>
see where it goes."<br>
<br>
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for<br>
waste removal."<br>
<br>
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in<br>
a huff, he shut down tight.<br>
<br>
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was<br>
bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was<br>
toxic.<br>
<br>
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.<br>
<br>
The moral of the story: the @#%$ is usually in charge!<br>
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In the name of heaven Catiline, how long do you propose to exploit our patience..