07-30-2002, 01:24 PM
Here is a romanized one, (it could be old or new, depending of Country):<br>
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A young tribune goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's is a Vespasianus' niece and is not ready yet, so<br>
the tribune has to sit in the throne room with the Emperor. Suddenly the tribune has a BAD case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. At that time, the Emperor's dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.<br>
He farts, and Vespasianus says to him: "Sestertius, get down from there." The guy thinks: "great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the Emperor says again to the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally, Vespasianus bursts out: "Dammit<br>
Sestertius, get down before he shits on you."<br>
<br>
Ualete,<br>
Titus Sabatinus Aquilius <p></p><i></i>
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A young tribune goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's is a Vespasianus' niece and is not ready yet, so<br>
the tribune has to sit in the throne room with the Emperor. Suddenly the tribune has a BAD case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. At that time, the Emperor's dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.<br>
He farts, and Vespasianus says to him: "Sestertius, get down from there." The guy thinks: "great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the Emperor says again to the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally, Vespasianus bursts out: "Dammit<br>
Sestertius, get down before he shits on you."<br>
<br>
Ualete,<br>
Titus Sabatinus Aquilius <p></p><i></i>
TITVS/Daniele Sabatini
... Tu modo nascenti puero, quo ferrea primum
desinet ac toto surget Gens Aurea mundo,
casta faue Lucina; tuus iam regnat Apollo ...
Vergilius, Bucolicae, ecloga IV, 4-10
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... Tu modo nascenti puero, quo ferrea primum
desinet ac toto surget Gens Aurea mundo,
casta faue Lucina; tuus iam regnat Apollo ...
Vergilius, Bucolicae, ecloga IV, 4-10
