07-30-2002, 12:47 PM
LMAO, that was an excellent joke.<br>
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Ok, this one targets minorities, and if someone does in fact find it offensive, please let me know and I will remove it. Otherwise, it is just a joke after all.<br>
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How did break dancing originate?<br>
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- From black people trying to steal the hub caps off of moving vehicles.<br>
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Since I targeted one group, I figured I'd be fair and target my own, being part french-canadian and all.<br>
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A Canadian, Newfie, and Frenchman are on a beach. Walking along, they discover a genie's bottle in the sand. Reaching down, the dust it off, and begin to rub it. Sure enough, a genie pops out, and in a booming voice says "Ah, thank you for freeing me! But since there are 3 of you, I will only grant you each 1 wish instead of my usual 3 wishes."<br>
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So the Newfie scratches his beard and says "Aye, I'd like de oceans to be full of fish again so our businesses will be booming once more."<br>
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"It is done." The genie looks to the Frenchman next.<br>
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The Frenchman gets a fervered look in his eyes, and cries out, "I want da wall around de entire boarder of Kay-bec, 100 feet high, to keep all de engleesh out!"<br>
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The genie nods and says "it is done". He turns to face the Canadian.<br>
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Looking quite thoughtful, he asks "tell me, are those walls waterproof?".<br>
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The genie nods and smiles, and says "Yes, they are in fact."<br>
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The canadian grins, "Good, then fill those walls up with water."<br>
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<p>"Only Trajan could go to Dacia."<BR>
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Magnus/Matt<BR>
Optio<BR>
Legio XXX "Ulpia Victrix" </p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub45.ezboard.com/bromanarmytalk.showLocalUserPublicProfile?login=tiberiuslantaniusmagnus>tiberius lantanius magnus</A> at: 7/30/02 3:25:42 pm<br></i>
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Ok, this one targets minorities, and if someone does in fact find it offensive, please let me know and I will remove it. Otherwise, it is just a joke after all.<br>
<br>
How did break dancing originate?<br>
<br>
- From black people trying to steal the hub caps off of moving vehicles.<br>
<br>
Since I targeted one group, I figured I'd be fair and target my own, being part french-canadian and all.<br>
<br>
A Canadian, Newfie, and Frenchman are on a beach. Walking along, they discover a genie's bottle in the sand. Reaching down, the dust it off, and begin to rub it. Sure enough, a genie pops out, and in a booming voice says "Ah, thank you for freeing me! But since there are 3 of you, I will only grant you each 1 wish instead of my usual 3 wishes."<br>
<br>
So the Newfie scratches his beard and says "Aye, I'd like de oceans to be full of fish again so our businesses will be booming once more."<br>
<br>
"It is done." The genie looks to the Frenchman next.<br>
<br>
The Frenchman gets a fervered look in his eyes, and cries out, "I want da wall around de entire boarder of Kay-bec, 100 feet high, to keep all de engleesh out!"<br>
<br>
The genie nods and says "it is done". He turns to face the Canadian.<br>
<br>
Looking quite thoughtful, he asks "tell me, are those walls waterproof?".<br>
<br>
The genie nods and smiles, and says "Yes, they are in fact."<br>
<br>
The canadian grins, "Good, then fill those walls up with water."<br>
<br>
<br>
<p>"Only Trajan could go to Dacia."<BR>
<BR>
Magnus/Matt<BR>
Optio<BR>
Legio XXX "Ulpia Victrix" </p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub45.ezboard.com/bromanarmytalk.showLocalUserPublicProfile?login=tiberiuslantaniusmagnus>tiberius lantanius magnus</A> at: 7/30/02 3:25:42 pm<br></i>