jokes, please...

[Anonymous]

I don't know if this can be construed as targeting minority groups (perhaps so, but look at it in a historical context).<br>
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On board a plane there is an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Texan and a Mexican. At a certain point the pilot comes rushing back strapping on a parachute.<br>
"bad news fellows, this bird's going down and to make matters worse there are only two parachutes aboard--and one of them is mine"<br>
With that he leaps out the door with a hearty<br>
"EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!!"<br>
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The Englishman turns and looks at his flight companions<br>
"Well, being of superior stock it is therefore up to me to set the standard for altruismo and courage"<br>
With that he leaps out the door without a parachute<br>
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"GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!!"<br>
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The Frenchman never to be outdone by an Englishman follows, yelling at the top of his lungs,<br>
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"VIVE LE FRANCE!!!!!"<br>
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This leaves the Mexican and the Texan who stand quietly looking at one another for a few seconds.<br>
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Suddenly the Texan grabs the Mexican and hurls him out of the door<br>
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"REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!!!"<br>
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I know it's kind of lame but on short notice it's all i'm able to come up with. There is the one about why Mexico doesn't have an olympic team....................no that one does target minorities.<br>
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Joe Elrod<br>
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