07-29-2002, 02:09 PM
Ok commilitones, do you have jokes (roman or not roman)? After all this is the vacation time...<br>
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Here is the first one...<br>
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- A man goes to the doctor: please help me, I've a big problem, when I've sex with my wife, during the first one everything goes normally, doing the second one I perspire a lot, really a lot, like a pig, doctor!<br>
Why doc? Please could you find a solution?<br>
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The doctor: even if I'm an experienced doctor, really I don't succeed to understand why. Maybe, I definitely need to talk to your wife...<br>
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Next time the man brings his wife.<br>
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Well, madam your husband told me about his problem: when<br>
you have sex, during the first one everything goes normally,<br>
but doing the second one he perspires a lot, like a pig...!<br>
<br>
I have to understand: why in your opinion?<br>
<br>
Uh..., that? Sure: our first one is in January, our second one is in July...-<br>
<br>
Ualete,<br>
Titus Sabatinus Aquilius <p></p><i></i>
<br>
Here is the first one...<br>
<br>
- A man goes to the doctor: please help me, I've a big problem, when I've sex with my wife, during the first one everything goes normally, doing the second one I perspire a lot, really a lot, like a pig, doctor!<br>
Why doc? Please could you find a solution?<br>
<br>
The doctor: even if I'm an experienced doctor, really I don't succeed to understand why. Maybe, I definitely need to talk to your wife...<br>
<br>
Next time the man brings his wife.<br>
<br>
Well, madam your husband told me about his problem: when<br>
you have sex, during the first one everything goes normally,<br>
but doing the second one he perspires a lot, like a pig...!<br>
<br>
I have to understand: why in your opinion?<br>
<br>
Uh..., that? Sure: our first one is in January, our second one is in July...-<br>
<br>
Ualete,<br>
Titus Sabatinus Aquilius <p></p><i></i>
TITVS/Daniele Sabatini
... Tu modo nascenti puero, quo ferrea primum
desinet ac toto surget Gens Aurea mundo,
casta faue Lucina; tuus iam regnat Apollo ...
Vergilius, Bucolicae, ecloga IV, 4-10
... Tu modo nascenti puero, quo ferrea primum
desinet ac toto surget Gens Aurea mundo,
casta faue Lucina; tuus iam regnat Apollo ...
Vergilius, Bucolicae, ecloga IV, 4-10