10-21-2003, 08:56 PM
This gentleman sitting at the bar orders two martinis.<br>
-"You mean a double, sir?" Asks the bartender.<br>
-"No, says the gentleman, two martinis. You see, I used to come here with a very good friend of mine and we'd have a martini each. But unfortunately my friend disappeared and so, to remember him, I always order two martinis.."<br>
-"Oh, says the bartender, I understand. Very sensible of you, sir.."<br>
The gentleman comes every day at six pm to get his two martinis for about a month, then one day as he sits at the bar, the bartender asks: "The usal sir? Two martinis?"<br>
-"No, just one."<br>
-"Oh, says the bartender, did your friend reappeared?"<br>
-"No, says the gentleman, I quit drinking.." <p></p><i></i>
-"You mean a double, sir?" Asks the bartender.<br>
-"No, says the gentleman, two martinis. You see, I used to come here with a very good friend of mine and we'd have a martini each. But unfortunately my friend disappeared and so, to remember him, I always order two martinis.."<br>
-"Oh, says the bartender, I understand. Very sensible of you, sir.."<br>
The gentleman comes every day at six pm to get his two martinis for about a month, then one day as he sits at the bar, the bartender asks: "The usal sir? Two martinis?"<br>
-"No, just one."<br>
-"Oh, says the bartender, did your friend reappeared?"<br>
-"No, says the gentleman, I quit drinking.." <p></p><i></i>