07-16-2003, 07:07 AM
<span style="text-decoration:underline"><strong>t's good to be a man... .</strong></span><br>
<br>
Your rear end is never a factor in a job interview.<br>
<br>
Your orgasms are real.<br>
<br>
Your last name stays put.<br>
<br>
The garage is all yours.<br>
<br>
Wedding plans take care of themselves.<br>
<br>
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.<br>
<br>
Car mechanics tell you the truth.<br>
<br>
You don't care if nobody notices your new haircut.<br>
<br>
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.<br>
<br>
Wrinkles add character.<br>
<br>
A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, not leave you tarnished.<br>
<br>
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.<br>
<br>
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.<br>
<br>
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.<br>
<br>
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.<br>
<br>
Porn movies are designed with you in mind.<br>
<br>
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything different?"<br>
<br>
You can appreciate great sport.<br>
<br>
You can throw a ball more than 5 feet.<br>
<br>
One mood, ALL the time.<br>
<br>
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.<br>
<br>
You can open all your own jars.<br>
<br>
Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind.<br>
<br>
You can go to a public toilet without a support group.<br>
<br>
You can leave a hotel bed unmade.<br>
<br>
You can kill your own food.<br>
<br>
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.<br>
<br>
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.<br>
<br>
If you are 30 and single, nobody notices.<br>
<br>
Everything on your face stays its original colour.<br>
<br>
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.<br>
<br>
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.<br>
<br>
You don't have to clean your flat if the electricity meter reader is coming.<br>
<br>
You can sit in silence watching a football game with your mate for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."<br>
<br>
You don't mooch off other's desserts.<br>
<br>
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.<br>
<br>
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.<br>
<br>
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.<br>
<br>
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.<br>
<br>
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.<br>
<br>
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.<br>
<br>
You don't have to shave below your neck.<br>
<br>
Your belly usually hides your big hips.<br>
<br>
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.<br>
<br>
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket-knife.<br>
<br>
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.<br>
<br>
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.<br>
<br>
Same job .... more pay.<br>
<br>
The world is your urinal <p></p><i></i>
<br>
Your rear end is never a factor in a job interview.<br>
<br>
Your orgasms are real.<br>
<br>
Your last name stays put.<br>
<br>
The garage is all yours.<br>
<br>
Wedding plans take care of themselves.<br>
<br>
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.<br>
<br>
Car mechanics tell you the truth.<br>
<br>
You don't care if nobody notices your new haircut.<br>
<br>
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.<br>
<br>
Wrinkles add character.<br>
<br>
A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, not leave you tarnished.<br>
<br>
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.<br>
<br>
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.<br>
<br>
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.<br>
<br>
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.<br>
<br>
Porn movies are designed with you in mind.<br>
<br>
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything different?"<br>
<br>
You can appreciate great sport.<br>
<br>
You can throw a ball more than 5 feet.<br>
<br>
One mood, ALL the time.<br>
<br>
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.<br>
<br>
You can open all your own jars.<br>
<br>
Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind.<br>
<br>
You can go to a public toilet without a support group.<br>
<br>
You can leave a hotel bed unmade.<br>
<br>
You can kill your own food.<br>
<br>
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.<br>
<br>
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.<br>
<br>
If you are 30 and single, nobody notices.<br>
<br>
Everything on your face stays its original colour.<br>
<br>
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.<br>
<br>
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.<br>
<br>
You don't have to clean your flat if the electricity meter reader is coming.<br>
<br>
You can sit in silence watching a football game with your mate for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."<br>
<br>
You don't mooch off other's desserts.<br>
<br>
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.<br>
<br>
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.<br>
<br>
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.<br>
<br>
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.<br>
<br>
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.<br>
<br>
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.<br>
<br>
You don't have to shave below your neck.<br>
<br>
Your belly usually hides your big hips.<br>
<br>
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.<br>
<br>
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket-knife.<br>
<br>
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.<br>
<br>
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.<br>
<br>
Same job .... more pay.<br>
<br>
The world is your urinal <p></p><i></i>
gr,
Jeroen Pelgrom
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I would rather have fire storms of atmospheres than this cruel descent from a thousand years of dreams.
Jeroen Pelgrom
Rules for Posting
I would rather have fire storms of atmospheres than this cruel descent from a thousand years of dreams.