06-23-2003, 02:13 AM
Antoninus- I know that's a dumb joke, but man- I can't stop chuckling every time I see the salt shaker!<br>
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Ok, here goes my entry (forgive me if this has already been posted, but I just got here and don't feel like looking through all of them):<br>
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An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library<br>
wall, so he called in an artist. Describing what he wanted, the<br>
billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your<br>
interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return I expect to see it completed."<br>
Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine<br>
the finished work. To his surprise he found a painting of a cow<br>
with a halo. Surrounding this there were hundreds of Indians in various stages and different positions of making love. Furious he called in the artist.<br>
"What the hell is this?" screamed the billionaire!<br>
"Why, that's exactly what you asked for," said the artist smugly.<br>
"No! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth, I asked<br>
for a mural of the interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!"<br>
"And there you have it," said the artist, "I call it 'Holy cow<br>
look at all those f***ing Indians.'"<br>
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Ba da-dah!<br>
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Ok, here goes my entry (forgive me if this has already been posted, but I just got here and don't feel like looking through all of them):<br>
<br>
An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library<br>
wall, so he called in an artist. Describing what he wanted, the<br>
billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your<br>
interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return I expect to see it completed."<br>
Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine<br>
the finished work. To his surprise he found a painting of a cow<br>
with a halo. Surrounding this there were hundreds of Indians in various stages and different positions of making love. Furious he called in the artist.<br>
"What the hell is this?" screamed the billionaire!<br>
"Why, that's exactly what you asked for," said the artist smugly.<br>
"No! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth, I asked<br>
for a mural of the interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!"<br>
"And there you have it," said the artist, "I call it 'Holy cow<br>
look at all those f***ing Indians.'"<br>
<br>
Ba da-dah!<br>
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