02-18-2003, 01:59 AM
Christian Dog<br>
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This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping.<br>
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At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home (piously, of course).<br>
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That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new fundamentalist dog and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little.<br>
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The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well.<br>
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This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks. Well, they said, "let's try this out."<br>
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Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!"<br>
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Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.<br>
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This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping.<br>
<br>
At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home (piously, of course).<br>
<br>
That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new fundamentalist dog and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little.<br>
<br>
The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well.<br>
<br>
This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks. Well, they said, "let's try this out."<br>
<br>
Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!"<br>
<br>
Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.<br>
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