jokes, please...

[Anonymous]

The only cow in a small Missouri town stopped giving milk.<br>
the people of the town did some research and found that they could buy a cow for just $200 across the state line in Iowa.They brought the cow from Iowa, and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy.<br>
The people decided to aquire a bull to mate with the cow so that they could have many more cows just like it.They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.<br>
The people got the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow, but when the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. no matter what the bull tried, the cow would always move away, and he was unsuccessful in his quest.the people were very upset, and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.<br>
they told the vet what was happening.<br>
"whenever the bull goes to mount her, she just moves away! if he comes from the rear, she moves forward. if he comes from the front, she moves back. if he comes from the side, she moves to the other side."<br>
The Vet thought about this for a moment, and asked:<br>
"did you by chance buy this cow in Iowa?"<br>
the people were dumbfounded as no one had mentioned where the cow came from.<br>
"You are truly a wise Vet! how did you know the cow came from Iowa?" they asked.<br>
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The Vet said, with a distant look in his eye,<br>
<br>
"my wife is from Iowa." EM <p></p><i></i>