jokes, please...

[TITVS SABATINVS AQVILIVS]

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A really gorgeus girl is still on the shelf due to her really<br>
terribly stinking breath. Her mother trying to find a husband for the daughter, persuades her to go to the annual ball, even if any guy of the town knows about her breath, and then reccomends to her to absolutely never open the mouth, but just smile.<br>
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On the big day, the beautiful girl passes a whole afternoon in a beauty center and then dresses up: she is a really smashing girl.<br>
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At the ball, even if looking so fine, none looks at her or stays in her neighbourhood.<br>
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Finally, a good looking stranger guy, impressed by so much beauty, invites the girl to dance. She agrees just smiling.<br>
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While dancing, the guy try to chat:<br>
"what's your name?" She just smiles...<br>
"how old are you?" She just smiles...<br>
"what do you like?" She just smiles...<br>
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The guy thinks now the girl is a bit idiot, so does the last attempt:<br>
"please, tell me at least if you like to dance with me!"<br>
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The girl does not resist anymore and says : "yes!"<br>
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And the guy: "Wow!, have you farted?"<br>
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And the girl replies: "no!"<br>
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And the guy: "but this time, yes!"<br>
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Valete,<br>
Titus Sabatinus Aquilius<br>
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"Desilite, inquit, commilitones, nisi vultis aquilam hostibus prodere" D.B.G. (4.25)<br>
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