08-02-2002, 01:33 PM
It's in Las Vegas and this guy is panhandling in front of Caesar's Palace. "Can you lend me a hundred bucks? Can you lend me a hundred bucks?"<br>
Of course no one pays any attention until a police patrol passes by. The officers inform the gentleman that panhandling is forbidden.<br>
-"It's for my wife, he explains. She has a heart condition and needs a special medecine and she has forgotten the damn thing back home in New York and now I need a hundred bucks to buy it".<br>
-"Well, sir, that's understandable, says the cop, but if by any chance someone is willing to lend you the hundred bucks, how can you guarantee you're not going to gamble with it?".<br>
-"Gambling? says the guy, Oh, I've got gambling money!"<br>
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Of course no one pays any attention until a police patrol passes by. The officers inform the gentleman that panhandling is forbidden.<br>
-"It's for my wife, he explains. She has a heart condition and needs a special medecine and she has forgotten the damn thing back home in New York and now I need a hundred bucks to buy it".<br>
-"Well, sir, that's understandable, says the cop, but if by any chance someone is willing to lend you the hundred bucks, how can you guarantee you're not going to gamble with it?".<br>
-"Gambling? says the guy, Oh, I've got gambling money!"<br>
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