07-31-2002, 04:33 AM
A Roman Matron is peeved with her husband because of his constant gas attacks. they are particularly bad when he's asleep. she constantly teases him that one day he will surely fart his guts right out of his body.<br>
well, all this has gone on for quite a long while, when one morning she has to get up very early to begin preparing a turkey for the dinner they'll have that evening. as she pulls the giblets out of the turkey, she gets a fabulous idea for a practical joke on her husband. she quietly grabs the turkey guts and tiptoes into the bedroom, where the husband is asleep, snoring loudly, and every few moments cutting loose with awful farts.she sneaks over next to the bed and gently raising his waistband , slips the turkey guts into his underwear. the poor man sleeps on...<br>
a couple of hours later, as the wife is toiling away in the kitchen,she can't help but giggle over the terrible shock awaiting her husband. suddenly she hears a horrific shriek from the bedroom, and sees her husband flash like a bolt into the bathroom. by this point she's laughing uncontrollably.<br>
a few minutes later the man walks into the kitchen in his robe looking quite shaken. he says to his wife, "<br>
honey, you know how you're always telling me I'm gonna s*$# my guts out? Well this morning it happened."<br>
and holding up the first two fingers of his right hand says, " but by the grace of god and these two fingers, I got 'em back up there!<br>
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Valete! <p></p><i></i>
well, all this has gone on for quite a long while, when one morning she has to get up very early to begin preparing a turkey for the dinner they'll have that evening. as she pulls the giblets out of the turkey, she gets a fabulous idea for a practical joke on her husband. she quietly grabs the turkey guts and tiptoes into the bedroom, where the husband is asleep, snoring loudly, and every few moments cutting loose with awful farts.she sneaks over next to the bed and gently raising his waistband , slips the turkey guts into his underwear. the poor man sleeps on...<br>
a couple of hours later, as the wife is toiling away in the kitchen,she can't help but giggle over the terrible shock awaiting her husband. suddenly she hears a horrific shriek from the bedroom, and sees her husband flash like a bolt into the bathroom. by this point she's laughing uncontrollably.<br>
a few minutes later the man walks into the kitchen in his robe looking quite shaken. he says to his wife, "<br>
honey, you know how you're always telling me I'm gonna s*$# my guts out? Well this morning it happened."<br>
and holding up the first two fingers of his right hand says, " but by the grace of god and these two fingers, I got 'em back up there!<br>
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Valete! <p></p><i></i>
