07-31-2002, 01:09 AM
A soul goes to hell. The devil at the check-in desk asks:<br>
- What HELL do you prefer? The GERMAN hell or the ITALIAN hell?<br>
- Ehhh, What?<br>
- SIR! Which do you prefer?!<br>
- Uhh, well,... what's with the GERMAN hell?<br>
- Mmmm (annoyed). In the GERMAN hell the guests are<br>
soaking in boiling @#%$ up to their necks, their heads scorced with flames and smoke chocking their throats and nostrils,.. high quality stuff you know!<br>
- Uhh...h (yikes!). What's with the ITALIAN hell?<br>
- MMMMmmm (more annoyed). The SAME!<br>
- Oo..h. ??? The same? Then why the different names?<br>
- (What good did I do to deserve THIS front desk job?)<br>
In the ITALIAN HELL occasionally the @#%$ runs out, the flames die down and the inservients go on strike!<br>
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- What HELL do you prefer? The GERMAN hell or the ITALIAN hell?<br>
- Ehhh, What?<br>
- SIR! Which do you prefer?!<br>
- Uhh, well,... what's with the GERMAN hell?<br>
- Mmmm (annoyed). In the GERMAN hell the guests are<br>
soaking in boiling @#%$ up to their necks, their heads scorced with flames and smoke chocking their throats and nostrils,.. high quality stuff you know!<br>
- Uhh...h (yikes!). What's with the ITALIAN hell?<br>
- MMMMmmm (more annoyed). The SAME!<br>
- Oo..h. ??? The same? Then why the different names?<br>
- (What good did I do to deserve THIS front desk job?)<br>
In the ITALIAN HELL occasionally the @#%$ runs out, the flames die down and the inservients go on strike!<br>
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Jeffery Wyss
"Si vos es non secui of solutio tunc vos es secui of preciptate."
"Si vos es non secui of solutio tunc vos es secui of preciptate."