RomanArmyTalk

False,

TPBM thinks he was a Roman officer in his previous live.

False,

I was a Roman officer in ALL my previous lives!

TPBM thinks that all historical movies are a complete waste of time.

Nonsense, they usually make great comedy!

TPBM thinks high-crested Corinthian helmets mean you never have to clean the ceiling

True, especially if you are over 6 feet tall.

TPBM has used their Roman kit for "roleplay" if you catch my meaning...

... True ... :oops:

TPBM wants to be Comes litoris Saxonici per Britanniam... :twisted:

False,

But I wanted (some time, long long ago, in a different unisverse ) to have the title..

TPBM has dented his ceiling, forgetting to be careful (again!) with their sword...

... True :oops:

TPBM has shot/ almost shot thier neighbors pet while testing out thier bow.

FALSE

But it could be funny! (imagine neighbor's pet yelling hit by arrow :lol: )

TPBM is advancing: now preparing ballista for neighbor's pet shooting.

False!

I would never shoot a neighbour's pet. The neighbour himself, now...

TPBM goes commando beneath his tunica.

False. I don't wear tunics, but I do have a peplos, however. And whether I go with underwear beneath it or not, you dearly would like to know, no? :lol: :lol:

TPBM wants to find out if I wear underwear beneath my peplos. :twisted:

Uhh....erm... true *hides behind shield*

BTW, that whole thing with the "almost shooting a neighbors pet" actually happened to me

TPBM has battle tested thier armour with themselves in it.

False (I did it with a friend wearing it)

TPBM prefers garum over ketchup on their hamburgers.

False, I like my garum spread over my pancakes! :o o

TPBM believes the above statement.

True,

TPBM has changed his real name into his Roman/ Greek name.

Not quite true.....
the first syllable of Greek name I use, sounds like the first syllable of my surname....lol
TPBM enjoys reading novels set in the time of Caesar Augustus.....