Complete sword ban proposed in UK - UK residents only

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Presumably those who currently own a sword or swords will not be covered by the proposed bill? In which case is it not a total waste of time? It will not acheive a reduction in the massive occurences of death by sword in the UK which have now become so prevalent as can be seen by reference to .....erm.....?

I should like to propose (or is that porpoise?) a bill banning politicians and MPs - they are dangerous and expensive.