Latin curse and swear words..... for all you rugged miles!

[MARCvSVIBIvSMAvRINvS]

found this on the net somewhere....


Te futueo et caballum tuum [ALSO: "Te futueo et equum tuum"]
Screw you and the horse you rode in on

Cunnus XXX

Irrumator Bastard (lit. submits to fellatio)

Leno Pimp

Flocci non faccio I don't give a damn

Mihi irruma et te pedicabo Give me XXX and I'll XXX you

Mentula Penis

Meretrix Prostitute

Bovis stercus BS

Spucatum tauri BS

Es stultior asino You are dumber than an ass

Dorme mecum Sleep with me

Es scortum obscenus vilis You are a vile, perverted whore

Es mundus excrementi You are a pile of excrement

Cupis homines You crave men

Bibe semen meum Swallow (drink) my XXX

Bibe semen meum e baculo Swallow (drink) my XXX from a cup

Globos meos lambe! [ALSO: "Pallas meas lambe!"] Lick my balls

Es stercus! You shit!

Moecha Putida Dirty slut

Canis filius Son of a Bitch (lit: son of a female dog)

Podex perfectus es You're a complete ass

Futue te ipsum! Go XXX yourself!

Stercorem pro cerebro habes You have shit for brains

Caput tuum in ano est You have your head up your ass

Perite XXX off!

Impudens es leno You shameless pimp

Vacca stulta You stupid cow

Vescere bracis meis Eat my shorts

Tu scronium es You are a whore

Androgynus Hermaphrodite

Caput stercoris Shithead (lit. head of shit)

Mentulam Caco I shit on your XXX

Obesus porcus Fat pig

Cupio te meam mentulam sugare I want you to suck my XXX

Matris futuor Mother XXXer

Te odeo, interfice te cochleare I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon.

Matris Prolapsus Bitch

Filius Nolius Bastard (lit. nobody's son)

Furcifer Gallows-meat

Crucifer A person who carries his own cross

Ad nauseam To sickness

O tempora! O mores! Oh, the times! Oh, the customs!

Stercus accidit Shit happens

Hic puer est stultissimus omnium! This boy is the stupidest of all!

O di immortales! Good heavens!

Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! Not worth a rat's ass!

Vescere bracis meis. Eat my shorts

Fac ut vivas. Get a life.

Qui vir odiosus! What a bore!

Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? How do you get your hair to do that?

De gustibus non est disputandum. There's no accounting for tastes.

Tum podem extulit horridulum You are talking shit

Potes meos suaviari clunes You can kiss my ass.

Saltatrix tonsa Drag queen (lit. "shaved dancing-girl")

Lupa Prostitute (lit. "she-wolf")

Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt? When did the asses make you their king?

Lupa Slut

Cacator Shitter

Plenus stercoris es You are full of shit

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis

exponebantur ad necem In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.

Apudne te vel me? Your place or mine?

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.

Cepe indicum Take a hint

Derideo te! I laugh at you!

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

Fabriacate me diem, Make (my) day

Fac ut vivas Get a life

Apudne te vel me? Your place or mine?

Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero? Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?

Obesa cantavit The fat lady has sung

Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit It isn't over until it's over

Illegitimi non carborundum Don't let the bastards burn you

Labra lege Read my lips

Lege atque lacrima Read 'em and weep

Morologus es! You're talking like a moron!

Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo Don't call me, I'll call you.

Noli nothis permittere te terere Don’t let the bastards get you down.

Nullo modo No way

Puto vos esse molestissimos I think that you are very annoying

Qualem blennum! What a doofus!

Qualem muleirculam! What a bimbo!

Quisque comoedus est Everybody's a comedian

Quo usque tandem abutere patentia nostra? How long are you going to abuse our patience?

Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? How do you get your hair to do that?

Radix lecti Couch potato

Raptus regaliter Royally screwed

Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business

Scio vos esse molestissimos I know that you are very troublesome

Stultus est sicut stultus facit Stupid is as stupid does

Tace atque abi Shut up and go away

Ut si! As if!

Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant May barbarians invade your personal space

Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant May conspirators assassinate you in the mall

Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy

Vacca foeda Dirty cow

Vae! Damn!

Viri sunt Viri Men are slime

Immanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum! Gross and putrid monster!

Faciem durum cacantis habes You have the face of a man with severe constipation

Mala pituita nasi Nasty nasal drippings!

Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem. Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business.

Si me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare. If you ask me, you can go and shit on yourself.

Semper in excremento, sole profundum qui variat. Always in the shit, just the depth that varies.

Varium et semper mutabile femina Women have fickle temperaments

Commodum habitus es You have just been owned

Canis matrem tuam subagiget Dog has desecrated your mother

Hic erit in lecto fortissimus He is Hercules in the sack

Asinus Stultissimus Dumbass (lit. "Very stupid donkey")

Caput tuum in ano est Your head is in your ass

Quid agis faces tuas comas sic facere How do you get your hair to do that?

Quaecumque virgo adest ille amat He loves whatever girl is present.

Sic (ita) age ut frater tuus Behave as your brother does.

Tuam matrem feci I did your mother

A tergo In the ass

Filius tu canis et cameli You are the son of a dog and a camel

Nothus homo Bastard (of a known father)

Spurius Bastard (of a unknown father)


hilarious....

:twisted:

M.VIB.M.

[Salvianus]

hock:

Erm, could I recommend this link instead, which appears to cover the same linguistic content, without any those adverts. :oops:

http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Latin

~edit~
Ah, I see you imported them instead, cheers

[MARCvSVIBIvSMAvRINvS]

Yeah i noticed the adult stuff and edited the post hehehehehe

I am such a CINAEDE.............

:lol:

M.VIB.M.

[Salvianus]

I am such a CINAEDE.............

Minime, gratias tibi.

[MARCvSVIBIvSMAvRINvS]

ATQvE VALE!

M.VIB.M.

[Neuraleanus]

In the singular:
Confer te cum te coire!
or in the plural (a good thing to yell at a bunch of barbarians storming the fort):
Conferte vos cum vobis coire!

I've leave the translation as an exercise.

[hoplite14gr]

Yeah i noticed the adult stuff and edited the post hehehehehe

I am such a CINAEDE.............

:lol:

M.VIB.M.

Hmmm.... I think this is Greek swearing and Aritophanes comedy is full of it. :oops:

Kind regards

[MARCvSVIBIvSMAvRINvS]

YUP!!!

:oops: :lol: :wink: :twisted:

M.VIB.M.

but also in CATvLLvS.............. hahahaha

XVI. ad Aurelium et Furium

PEDICABO ego uos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex uersiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, uersiculos nihil necesse est;
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici,
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
qui duros nequeunt mouere lumbos.
uos, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
pedicabo ego uos et irrumabo.

[Comerus Gallus]

Baaaaaaaaaad boy!, its always the same everywhere, you learn bad words first. :wink:

[hoplite14gr]

A question :

Balearic slingers, Cretan or Levantine Archers are supposed to swear in Latin? Is it required by regulation? Can it be enforced in the heat of battle?
(Guess the question applies to late republican armies)

Kind regards

[MARCvSVIBIvSMAvRINvS]

HAHAHAHAHAHA true...........

M.VIB.M.

CACATOR OPTIMvS MAXIMvS

a dirty mind is a joy forever! HAHAHAHA .... I just put a very bad Dutch swear word into the wikipedia and this came out!!!

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KUT's main transmitter broadcasts at an effective radiated power of 100,000 watts and is located just west of Lake Austin in Westlake Hills. A second station, KUTX, serves San Angelo at 90.1 MHz.

The station was first established under its present call letters in 1925, but was absent from the airwaves from 1927 until 1958."

[Robert Vermaat]

Leno Pimp

As in: Jay L. ...?

The Dutch section was rather weak...

[MARCvSVIBIvSMAvRINvS]

I was pretty under the influence of VINvM BONvM when I wrote that one.....

:oops:

M.VIB.M.