Monty Python\'s "Holy Grail" using RAT members...

[Anonymous]

HAHAHAH, no, I completely forgot about him... <p>"Only Trajan could go to Dacia."<BR>
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Magnus/Matt<BR>
Optio<BR>
Legio XXX "Ulpia Victrix" </p><i></i>

[Thiudareiks Flavius]

Tiberius wrote:<br>
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The Knights Who Say "Ni" - The Ermine Street Guard.<br>
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I think I fell off my chair laughing at about this point.<br>
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<p>Tim O'Neill / Thiudareiks Flavius
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Visit 'Clades Variana' - Home of the Varus Film Project<BR>
Help create the film of Publius Quinctilius Varus' lost legions</p><i></i>

[Anonymous]

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I do try... <p>"Only Trajan could go to Dacia."<BR>
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Magnus/Matt<BR>
Optio<BR>
Legio XXX "Ulpia Victrix" </p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub45.ezboard.com/bromanarmytalk.showLocalUserPublicProfile?login=tiberiuslantaniusmagnus>tiberius lantanius magnus</A> at: 9/15/02 6:51:01 pm<br></i>

[Caius Fabius]

Jenny coud be Arthur, King of the Romans....<br>
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and Lancelot only killed all of those guests at the wedding because they re-asked questions that already had extensive threads at R.A.T. or were too lazy to do their own research and wanted Sander to do it all for them. <p>"Just before class started, I looked in the big book where all the world's history is written, and it said...." Neil J. Hackett, PhD ancient history, professor OSU, 1987</p><i></i>

[Praefectusclassis]

Go Lancelot! E EM <p>Greets<BR>
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Jasper</p><i></i>

[Anonymous]

<p>"Only Trajan could go to Dacia."<BR>
<BR>
Magnus/Matt<BR>
Optio<BR>
Legio XXX "Ulpia Victrix" </p><i></i>

[Matthew Amt]

Magnus, I think I love you! SUPERB job, you are obviously wasted in reenacting. (Kidding!) Hey, what about the old man at the bridge?<br>
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Matthew/Quintus<br>
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"YOU'RE the doctors??" <p></p><i></i>

[Anonymous]

I nominate Scythius for the role of the Riddler. <p><BR><p align=center><font size=2><font color=gold>
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[Caius Fabius]

Who is known for his penetrating questions?<br>
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RichSC.......?<br>
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What is the airspeed of a ......... <p></p><i></i>

[Anonymous]

Old Man - "What is your favorite colour?"<br>
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King Arthur- "White." (for all you white tunic lads out there )<br>
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Old Man - "What is your quest?"<br>
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King Arthur- "Empire and glory, yada, yada, yada..."<br>
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Old Man - "What is the air speed velocity of a legionary's pilum?"<br>
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King Arthur - "Heavy or Light?"<br>
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Old Man - "Wait, I don't know that....Aaaaaiiiii!!!!!"<br>
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Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week. <p>"Only Trajan could go to Dacia."<BR>
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Magnus/Matt<BR>
Optio<BR>
Legio XXX "Ulpia Victrix" </p><i></i>

[Muzzaguchi]

Can I be one of the swallows? Or the pilum if thats our change?<br>
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Muzzaguchi <p></p><i></i>

[scythius]

Avete, omnes!<br>
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While I appreciate Casca, er...Casca casting me as the Keeper of the Bridge, I feel that my pithy political observations lend themselves better to the role of the Cart Master (scene 2) to whit:<br>
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CUSTOMER: Who's that, then?<br>
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CART MASTER(Scythius): I dunno. Must be a king.<br>
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CUSTOMER: Why?<br>
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CART MASTER(Scythius): He hasn't got sh*t all over him.<br>
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I'd like to thank the Academy <SPLAT!><br>
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Hey! Tomatos aren't period! <Bonk!><br>
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Ouch! That turnip HURT!<br>
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Scythius<br>
Decanus - CON II<br>
LEGIO~IX~HISP (USA)<br>
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[Anonymous]

Note: The person typing this post, has just been sacked.<br>
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Tim the Enchanter - <b> Thiudareiks Flavius</b><br>
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Sir Lancelot - <b> Caius Fabius</b><br>
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The Historian who gets his throat slashed - <b> Sander Van<br>
Dorst</b><br>
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The knight that slashes the historian's throat - <b> Dan Peterson</b><br>
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Sir Galahad the Pure - <b> Matthew Amt</b><br>
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The French Knight - <b> Shogun no Rin</b><br>
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Brother Maynard - <b> Rusty Meyers</b><br>
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The Black Knight - <b> Hibernicus</b><br>
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Patsy, Lancelot's squire - <b> Yours Truly</b><br>
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Zoot - <b> Jenny Cline</b><br>
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Dingo - <b> Suzy</b><br>
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The Killer White Rabbit - <b> Aelyn/Wendy</b><br>
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Sir Bedevere - <b> Jasper "the Macho Man" Oorthyus</b><br>
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The Knights Who Say "Ni" - <b> The Ermine Street Guard</b><br>
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The Lord God - <b> MC Bishop</b><br>
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The Witch - <b> Satsobek</b><br>
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The Riddler - <b> Richard Campbell</b><br>
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The Trojan Chicken - <b> Muzzaguchi</b><br>
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The Cart Master - <b> Scythius</b><br>
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Brave Sir Robin - <b> Marcus Bruttius Romulus</b> (Think I forgot about ya? E EM )<br>
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Dennis the Peasent - <b> Graham Ashford</b><br>
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Sir Not-appearing-in-this-Film: <b> Gaius Octavius Drusus[/b[<br>
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Those that have a problem with this cast list will be sacked.<br>
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The person who wrote that has just been sacked.<br></b> <p>"Only Trajan could go to Dacia."<BR>
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Magnus/Matt<BR>
Optio<BR>
Legio XXX "Ulpia Victrix" </p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub45.ezboard.com/bromanarmytalk.showLocalUserPublicProfile?login=tiberiuslantaniusmagnus>tiberius lantanius magnus</A> at: 9/19/02 12:19:13 am<br></i>

[scythius]

Avete, omnes!<br>
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Well, on second thought, let's not go to RAT -- it is a silly place....<br>
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Scythius<br>
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[Caius Fabius]

don't forget the llamas! <p>"Just before class started, I looked in the big book where all the world's history is written, and it said...." Neil J. Hackett, PhD ancient history, professor OSU, 1987</p><i></i>