05-26-2006, 01:29 AM
Quote:As the percentage of slave to citizen reached 99.999, some patrician went on a vacation and had a heart attack. Some weeks later back at the villa, one of his slaves in Western Gaul asked, "So, who's in charge here anyway?" After a while of looking at each other dumbly, europe collectively said "AAAAAAAAAA!"I know this is intended as hyperbole, but I've read that toward the end of the empire in the west, there was a declining number of slaves, which contributed to the transition during the "dark ages" to serfdom for the "nonslaves" who were treated as slaves...