Postaholics synonamous

[Spedius]

Ave

I found this elsewhere.

"Hello I am ####### and I am a postaholic.

I admit I have a problem and that is there are soooooooooo many good topics in this forum that I feel compelled to post regardless of whether what I have to say is actually worth the time it takes to read.

So for all those of you who, like me, feel this strange compulsion I have created this thread to add your inane and often useless drivel to so that the ##### won't have to trawl through our pointless remarks and we can still get the pointless phrases out of our system.

Whenever you feel it necessary to post a pointless remark please jump to this topic and post it here"

Disclaimer! This is a bit of fun, any references to persons, places or things is purely coincidental and should not be taken too seriously or personally.

Vale

M. Spedius Corbulo

[Spedius]

Ave

I'll start the ball rolling, to set the pattern.

Hello, my name is Spedius and I am a postaholic.

It has been 25 minutes since my last post.

My hand is trembling as I reach for my mouse.

I must control the urge to post, post and post again.

What advice would you give to a hopeless case, such as mine?

Vale

M. Spedius Corbulo

[Jeroen Pelgrom]

give up internet... :wink:

[Tarbicus]

Hi,

I'm Tarbicus, and I'm a ...

DOH!! I'VE DONE IT AGAIN!!!