A new slant on history

[Anonymous]

And you thought you knew your history? .....<br>
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www.write101.com/hist.htm <p></p><i></i>

[Robert Vermaat]

Brilliant<br>
Hystery in a nutshell. <p></p><i></i>

[Q Rutilius]

This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time! <p></p><i></i>

[Jeroen Pelgrom]

- History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long<br>
- Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull<br>
- Gutenberg invented the Bible<br>
- He (Abraham Lincoln) said," in onion there is strength".<br>
- The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.<br>
- Voltaire invented electricity and also wrote a book called Candy. Gravity was invented by Isaac Walton. It is chiefly notable in the Autumn, when the apples are falling off the trees.<br>
- He (Napoleon) wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't bear children<br>
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also check out the science page!:<br>
- A monsoon is a French gentleman.<br>
- A blizzard is when it snows sideways.<br>
- Germinate: To become a naturalized German.<br>
- H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.<br>
- in the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.<br>
- Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives<br>
- To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow.<br>
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<p>Volo anaticulam cumminosam meam!</p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub45.ezboard.com/bromanarmytalk.showUserPublicProfile?gid=pelgr003>pelgr003</A> at: 1/19/04 11:22 am<br></i>

[Anonymous]

"A myth is a female moth".....<br>
And an answer from a graduate student.<br>
Q: Name the country neighbouring the United States in the north.<br>
A: Errrrr... Delaware?<br>
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[Anonymous]

From the Strange Science link I particularly enjoyed:<br>
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<em>Marie Curie did her research at the Sore Buns Institute in France.</em><br>
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