Truth about Rome, and like everything

[richsc]

Look deep inside yourselves: you know this to be true:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Roman

[Flavivs Aetivs]

And Attila the Hun who got his ass kicked by Flavius Aetius

Accurate and Politically correct. I approve.

[AMELIANVS]

The Byzantine Empire (colloquially called "Roman Empire V: The Empire Strikes Back")

[Robert Vermaat]

So then, the Persians came and said, "Hey." Then the Muslims came and were like, "Woah." Then the Christian Crusaders came and said, "Man." But then the Muslims said, "Nuh uh." Then someone forgot to lock a door.
:lol:

[Timianus]

The Legion was divided into three lines: Hastatii, or as the legion called them "the new guys". They were generally the first to get stabbed by the hordes of Gauls, carthaginians and Justin Bieber fans the standard roman legion came up against. Next in the meat grinder is the Principes. These are the men who the reeking barberians missed on the first time though and so as a reward get to die slightly later on compered to the other poor bastards. The last line is the Trarii, they consisted of all the cretins, wealthy men and the lowest of the low known as "Wikipedia users" who usually let the good soldiers die in their place, this attitude was highly valued and the Trarii could look forward to a large pension and long life, excluding the Wikipedia users who traditionally got fed to lions after being made to dig the newest grand roman sewers whist being whipped by an angry mob.

:-D :-D :-D :-D

[Paul Elliott]

My brain hurts :0

[Prasutagus]

Roman National Anthem: Gaul along the watchtower... just genius. Gives me ideas for a remix

[Alanus]

And somewhere down near the bottom, we AGAIN have Biggus Dickus as a senator. :lol: illy:

Whomever wrote this actually knows his stuff, and I give him 5 stars for Big Balls. :woot:

[Augustus Janus]

And somewhere down near the bottom, we AGAIN have Biggus Dickus as a senator. :lol: illy:

Whomever wrote this actually knows his stuff, and I give him 5 stars for Big Balls. :woot:

What's funny about Biggus Dickus? I have a good fwiend in wome named Biggus Dickus.

This whole thing was quite funny :-)