The Highend Audio Bullshit Generator !

[Simplex]

Folks,
.......still ROFLing ... I had to share THAT one:
http://www.tech-diy.com/audio_bs.htm

Greez


Simplex

[Nathan Ross]

expedite Homeric camber...

iterate uncannily lifelike smear...

stratify immutable topologies...

inculcate fanatasy-assed phase-gain relationship...


I do that kind of stuff every day! I should really use it on my CV... :lol:

However, if you want to generate entire academic articles of total jargonesque rubbish, I suggest this:

Postmodernism Generator

(Just click the link at the bottom to 'create' a new article...)

[Jona Lendering]

I just finished reading an article about "Civilizational Exclusivism and the Spatialized Politics of Spectatorship". Although I am mentioning it here because it is such a terrible title, it's actually a good article.

My favorite terrible title from pre-postmodernist times is a book called Das Vorsullanische Repetundenverfahren.

[Gaius Julius Caesar]

inculcate vertical drama and pathos...... :lol:

I know someone who fits this so well....

[MARCvSVIBIvSMAvRINvS]

The only true Highend Audio Bullshit Generators at present are :

Clint Eastwood
Mitt Romney
The Republican party, its members and its followers
The Dutch present day Government
Credit rating companies like Moodys

And a lot of other people who are out there right now, spreading "The Word"

M.VIB.M.

[Macedon]

You should try to listen to our politicians in Greece.... Yours sound like Aeschylus and Sophocles compared to them...

[Simplex]

Your replies bring me back to my youth -- the glorious 70s, long before the www , when German magazine "Pardon" first invented the "Phrasendreschmaschine" (= Phrase threshing machine/device ?). It was a bar of wood or carton , where you could put in sliders of wood or carton ( rotated by rectangular to the main bar), 5-7 pieces of them IIRC.
Each of it was assigned to certain grammar part of german sentences like Subject Verb Object Predicate Article Adjective Adverb etc -- mostly there were 5-7 of such slides.
The words written on them were predoninently Latin of Greece or words strongly "inspired" by these languages. By moving those sliders and combining the words freely
you "harvested" expressions which, hurled towards your oposing debaters caused
everything from slight bewilderment :roll: to "shock and awe" hock: , --believe me ! ( BTW: would those eyes lie ?)
This was a very effective tools for having discussions moving "your way". :mrgreen:

Enjoy

Simplex

[M. Demetrius]

Regardless of our collective decency, we have a rule against modern political commentary. Please self edit your posts, gentlemen.

From rule two

No soapboxing (group) politics or prosetylizing for your chosen religion.