05-11-2011, 01:03 AM
Best I ever heard was a kid asking a man roasting some trout over a fire, "Are those real fish?" He answered, "No, of course not. Those are specially trained stunt fish. That's much too dangerous for ordinary fish". "Oh. Okay," said the kid, and wandered off, happy.
M. Demetrius Abicio
(David Wills)
Saepe veritas est dura.
(David Wills)
Saepe veritas est dura.