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Maybe I'd have tripped the centurion who happened to say "stay here" as the Senate was debating whether to move to Veii after the Gallic sack.
Then we'd be Veientine Army Talk, and we'd be rich from levying our VAT.
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Given more time, introducing papermaking and the printing press could be interesting. But with only one hour, even assuming you know Greek and Latin and can pass for a Greek or a Roman, there isnt much you can do other than drop off something or kill someone. And killing someone rarely changes the course of history in major and predictable ways (see Archduke Franz Ferdinand for the unpredictable part).
The trouble with dropping off books would be getting something in Ancient Greek or Latin more recent than the Principia Mathematica.
I like the idea of picking up something funny and something important (Like Plutarch's Life of Epamaninodas, or any third century historian other than Polybius).
Nullis in verba
I have not checked this forum frequently since 2013, but I hope that these old posts have some value. I now have
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another idea: kill galba, otho, vittelius, vespasian, titus and domitian and become emperor.
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Leave a translated collection of Charles Darwin's, Stephen Hawkins' and Richard Dawkins' books on Marcus Aurelius' bed.
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BEAT UP BRUTUS! Then I'd give ceasar p-51s and b-17s! 8) Maybe even a Saturn V
Dan/Anastasios of Sparta/Gaius Statilius Rusticus/ Gaius Germanicus Augustus Flavius Romulus Caesar Tiberius Caelius (Imperator :twisted: <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_twisted.gif" alt=":twisted:" title="Twisted Evil" />:twisted: )
Yachts and Saabs are for whimps!
Real men have Triremes and Chariots 8) <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" />8) !
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Visit a legion in the field and find out what color their tunics were!! :lol:
Of course, no one would believe me when I got back. :|
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Give Varus a good look at a 21st-c. historybook.. and also Valens!
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Okay. So lets think of some new fun ones.
1. Give the Roman Consul the battle plan of Hannibal at Cannae.
2. Make sure the goat path at Thermopylae is properly covered and held at all cost.
3. Bribe the Ephors to say "Hell yeah!! Take the army and kick some ASS Leonidas!"
4. Deliver silk worms to Rome 500BC with full explanation of their value.
5. Find Augustus at the height of his power and explain to him the benefit of creating a very specific and logical sucession of power.
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another idea: make coins with my face on it and engrave "matthias wagner, ultral0rd of teh universe" and pass it to the public.
MARCVS DECIVS / Matthias Wagner
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How about steal a copy of Claudius' history of Carthage? Or give Leonidas and his boys three hundred AK-47s. :roll: Take a Roman helmet from a camp and bury it in North America, just to see the academics go crazy with that one. Or maybe leave graffiti at Pompeii that says "How ya doing?" the day before the eruption. :roll: