12-31-2020, 04:04 PM
Adam
I wish you the worst of mornings, allobroges.
I am barbarus. I will tell you about myself, not to boast or be prideful, but as the sole coutesy I will bestow upon you so that you may have the chance to soil yourself and run at first sight of me:
I cannot be killed. All men fear me. No creature has looked me in the eye and survived. I can chop down an oak tree with a single strike from my empty hand. I once slaughtered and razed an entire city because its inhabitants had the audacity to erect a tower taller than I. Clothing is for the weak and detestable, particularly pants; I wear not a shred even in the fiercest winters. My masculinity is my jacket; the shrieks of my many victims keep me warm throughout the night, which is never cold enough to lessen the briney lather I work up in fulfillment of my heinous acts each and every evening. The sun dare not shine until I rest. Also I'm from jersey.
I wish you the worst of mornings, allobroges.
I am barbarus. I will tell you about myself, not to boast or be prideful, but as the sole coutesy I will bestow upon you so that you may have the chance to soil yourself and run at first sight of me:
I cannot be killed. All men fear me. No creature has looked me in the eye and survived. I can chop down an oak tree with a single strike from my empty hand. I once slaughtered and razed an entire city because its inhabitants had the audacity to erect a tower taller than I. Clothing is for the weak and detestable, particularly pants; I wear not a shred even in the fiercest winters. My masculinity is my jacket; the shrieks of my many victims keep me warm throughout the night, which is never cold enough to lessen the briney lather I work up in fulfillment of my heinous acts each and every evening. The sun dare not shine until I rest. Also I'm from jersey.