10-12-2007, 08:33 PM
Still in shock and mourning 
( evil:
Meantime.....everyone knows how arrogant the 'boks can be ( see e.g. recent Media pronouncements). Here is a fine example....but it is funny..
D lol:
"Got to love this.
Schalk Burger is so tough that:-
When Schalk Burger does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.
When the Tokoloshe goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Schalk Burger.
Schalk Burger counted to infinity - twice.
Schalk Burger invented every colour. Except pink. Percy Montgomery invented pink.
Schalk Burger gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Some kids p*ss their name in the snow. Schalk Burger can p*ss his name into concrete.
Schalk Burger's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Superman owns a pair of Schalk Burger pyjamas.
Schalk Burger sleeps with a night light. Not because Schalk Burger is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Schalk Burger .
Once a cobra bit Schalk Burger's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Schalk Burger exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Schalk Burger doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now".
Schalk Burger sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, Schalk Burger spear-tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Schalk Burger can kill two stones with one bird.
Schalk Burger once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression "Sh**ing bricks" wasn't just a figure of speech.
The only time Schalk Burger was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake "
I like the sly afrikaaner dig at the 'roinecks' ( British decended South Africans ) - that's the Percy Montgomery gag for those who didn't spot it !
( evil: Meantime.....everyone knows how arrogant the 'boks can be ( see e.g. recent Media pronouncements). Here is a fine example....but it is funny..
D lol: "Got to love this.
Schalk Burger is so tough that:-
When Schalk Burger does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.
When the Tokoloshe goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Schalk Burger.
Schalk Burger counted to infinity - twice.
Schalk Burger invented every colour. Except pink. Percy Montgomery invented pink.
Schalk Burger gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Some kids p*ss their name in the snow. Schalk Burger can p*ss his name into concrete.
Schalk Burger's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Superman owns a pair of Schalk Burger pyjamas.
Schalk Burger sleeps with a night light. Not because Schalk Burger is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Schalk Burger .
Once a cobra bit Schalk Burger's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Schalk Burger exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Schalk Burger doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now".
Schalk Burger sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, Schalk Burger spear-tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Schalk Burger can kill two stones with one bird.
Schalk Burger once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression "Sh**ing bricks" wasn't just a figure of speech.
The only time Schalk Burger was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake "
I like the sly afrikaaner dig at the 'roinecks' ( British decended South Africans ) - that's the Percy Montgomery gag for those who didn't spot it !
"dulce et decorum est pro patria mori " - Horace
(It is a sweet and proper thing to die for ones country)
"No son-of-a-bitch ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country" - George C Scott as General George S. Patton
Paul McDonnell-Staff
(It is a sweet and proper thing to die for ones country)
"No son-of-a-bitch ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country" - George C Scott as General George S. Patton
Paul McDonnell-Staff
