Roman Poems!

[Spedius]

Ave!

"And now for something completely different".

"Jingle Bells Based on the performance by Traditional

Boadicea Parody by Phil Alexander

Another history lesson, I'm afraid... this one comes purely from the sleighing/slaying homonym.

Slashing through the foe
In a chariot to slay
O'er battlefields we go
Killing all the way
Spikes on cartwheels rend
Making blood flow bright
What fun it is to kill and sing
A slaying song tonight

Oh, Boadicea, Boadicea
Romans in the way
Oh what fun it is to find
Some more of them to slay
Oh, Boadicea, Boadicea
Romans in the way
Just ten thousand legionnaires
And still you lost the day

Millenia ago
She took a little ride
And soon Londinium
Was facing genocide
But she had fought too much
To tired to count the cost
Outnumbered Romans ten to one
But nonetheless she lost

Oh, Boadicea, Boadicea
Romans in the way
Oh what fun it is to find
Some more of them to slay
Oh, Boadicea, Boadicea
Romans in the way
Just ten thousand legionnaires
And still you lost the day"

I found this parody here http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/tra ... l199.shtml

Vale

M. Spedius Corbulo