09-23-2005, 12:59 AM
People who know me know I am infamous with really bad Pun jokes. Here's some recent ammo:
I figured out why Jesus had such an advantage in Religion
- He was Cross-Trained!
What did Spartacus say when he was brought to the Appian Way?
- I've certainly reached a Cross-Roads in my life.
What's another name for the Appian Way
- The Cross-Roads of Rome!
What do you call a Norman Standard?
- Normal.
What's another name for religious Germanic soldiers?
- Mennonites (sounds like Knights)
What do you call a Nurse who gives out too many Vaccinations?
- A Cowpoke.
Muahhahahah! :lol: 8) shock: :roll:
I figured out why Jesus had such an advantage in Religion
- He was Cross-Trained!
What did Spartacus say when he was brought to the Appian Way?
- I've certainly reached a Cross-Roads in my life.
What's another name for the Appian Way
- The Cross-Roads of Rome!
What do you call a Norman Standard?
- Normal.
What's another name for religious Germanic soldiers?
- Mennonites (sounds like Knights)
What do you call a Nurse who gives out too many Vaccinations?
- A Cowpoke.
Muahhahahah! :lol: 8) shock: :roll:
Andy Volpe
"Build a time machine, it would make this [hobby] a lot easier."
https://www.facebook.com/LegionIIICyr/
Legion III Cyrenaica ~ New England U.S.
Higgins Armory Museum 1931-2013 (worked there 2001-2013)
(Collection moved to Worcester Art Museum)
"Build a time machine, it would make this [hobby] a lot easier."
https://www.facebook.com/LegionIIICyr/
Legion III Cyrenaica ~ New England U.S.
Higgins Armory Museum 1931-2013 (worked there 2001-2013)
(Collection moved to Worcester Art Museum)
