03-28-2013, 03:35 AM
Ah, yes. Chrostopher Lambert-- the greatest non-actor to come out of France. The French are... so French. So, they hired an all French cast to play Celts. I love the woman with the fiberglass tits. And the whole thing starts in Britain, maybe Stonehedge. Also, Lambert doesn't walk; he waddles. And a Germanic Julius Caesar! How 1st-reichish. I give the flick 2 stars, plus 1/2 a star for unintentional comedy. 8-)
Actually, the last film I watched was Haitari (1961). Everyone in it literally smoked themselves to death in reality. Every frame has a character lighting a cigarette. If you want to quit smoking, this is THE movie to see.
Actually, the last film I watched was Haitari (1961). Everyone in it literally smoked themselves to death in reality. Every frame has a character lighting a cigarette. If you want to quit smoking, this is THE movie to see.
Alan J. Campbell
member of Legio III Cyrenaica and the Uncouth Barbarians
Author of:
The Demon's Door Bolt (2011)
Forging the Blade (2012)
"It's good to be king. Even when you're dead!"
Old Yuezhi/Pazyrk proverb
member of Legio III Cyrenaica and the Uncouth Barbarians
Author of:
The Demon's Door Bolt (2011)
Forging the Blade (2012)
"It's good to be king. Even when you're dead!"
Old Yuezhi/Pazyrk proverb